Off with His Head

Ye olde wasteman getting on your last nerve? Your new man is more interested in scrolling on OnlyWenches than spending time with you? Or your last date spent the whole-time mansplaining? Hark, fear not, for I have some trusted solution to end a man‘s antics . . . permanently. In today‘s world, if you don‘t want a man anymore, you have the option to walk away. Get the ick? End it. He‘s won‘t ever text back? Block him. He listens to those types of podcasts? Dump him. But women haven‘t always had it this easy. Transport yourself back to medieval times, when divorce wasn‘t exactly an option. Maybe you had to get a little creative. In Off With His Head, explore 100 hilarious ways to get rid of a man, taking inspiration from the unusual and whacky methods throughout medieval history. Featuring advice on how best to dispose someone inconspicuously, this book depicts the funniest and outrageous deaths that are a product of the time. In the face of limited options, women have always found ways to persevere. This is no different. Buy it for your bestie whose boyfriend you hate or buy it for yourself for a laugh. Either way, you‘ve got 100 options to choose from. Ladies, time to silence men . . . for good.