How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

The Oatmeal‘s most popular cat jokes, including "How to Pet a Kitty" and "The Bobcats," plus 15 new and never-before-seen cat-themed comics, are presented in this hilarious collection from Matthew Inman, creator of the popular website The Oatmeal. #1 New York Times Bestseller If your cat is kneading you, that‘s not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, it isn‘t a gift. It‘s a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at The Oatmeal. Includes: Fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats" 17 brand-new cat-themed comic strips Bonus pullout poster Help the cat lover in your life understand what their furry companion is really thinking! This laugh-out-loud Oatmeal collection is a must-have gift for anyone who loves felines and enjoys witty, humorous comics.