Electric Dialogues (The Exploration Series, #6)

My name is Scarlet Vengeance. The picture? Close enough. You‘ll know me by the sound of mayhem in a public restroom. Let‘s get one thing straight: I am not your average sweet girl. I‘m demanding, difficult, and driven by a lust for life. I‘m here to pull back the curtain on my craziest real-life experiments-from testing the limits of my Pleasure Massage Deluxe™ in the back of a rideshare and giving a eulogy at a pet‘s funeral that was more stand-up roast than farewell, to that one time I tried to pay for groceries with a "self-love is currency" manifesto I wrote on a napkin. But wait, there‘s more. There was the afternoon I spent in a library "researching" historical erotica by reading it aloud in the philosophy section, just to see who would get flustered first. The elderly librarian blushed, but a college sophomore asked for my reading list. Then there was my ill-fated attempt to teach a spin class completely naked to "promote body positivity and aerodynamic efficiency." They revoked my gym membership but not before I led a cool-down to "Free Bird." I once tried to pay for a speeding ticket with a handwritten coupon for "One Free Life Lesson in Chaos," signed with a lipstick kiss. The judge was not amused, but his bailiff asked for my number. And who could forget the time I crashed a black-tie gala by claiming to be the event‘s "official emotional support dominatrix," offering discipline to anyone stressed about small talk. I got three business cards before being escorted out. Welcome to the show.